Costume Long Sleeve Tee Size:L Everybody knows that the trick

Everybody knows that the trick is to just wear your underwear

Fair warning though

When you buy a shirt at a national park

We will not be giving out free tote bags

The food is delicious

Costume Long Sleeve Tee Size:L Everybody knows that the trickSo, you got invited to a Halloween party and there's some ridiculous theme like haunted farm and you don't want to go as a slutty cow or whatever? We've got you covered with a way to put in just enough effort to feel entitled to the free booze. The tear away label means a scratch free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.