Modern Witchcraft Comfort Colors Tee top When life gives you existential

When life gives you existential dread

Playful country-western humor in a hand-drawn cartoon style

White retro text reading "Go Shorty It’s Your Birthday" with a cartoon USA map wearing a party hat

Birthday party meets patriotic celebration in a playful

White retro text reading "Get In Loser" and "We’re Goin’ Nowhere" above a white skeleton lounging in a coffin

Modern Witchcraft Comfort Colors Tee top When life gives you existentialYou own crystals, a tarot deck, and three different horoscope apps but you still text your ex when Mercury is in retrograde. Thats not witchcraft. Thats just poor decision making with an aesthetic. At least your altar looks good while your life falls apart. The Details: White retro text reading "Modern Witchcraft For Beginners" with a teal cat sitting behind a counter lined with colorful potion bottles (orange, yellow, purple) on shelves, a yellow