If it requires pants or a bra | T-Shirt pareting t-shirt It’s sarcastic

It’s sarcastic

Because being “good” is fine

with a relaxed yet stylish fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans

Why behave when rebellion looks this good

Sizes S–3XL — bold truth fits all bodies

If it requires pants or a bra | T-Shirt pareting t-shirt It’s sarcasticIf it requires pants or a bra consider it cancelled. This tee is for those glorious days when comfort > everything and your tolerance for trying is at an all time low. Whether you're lounging, ignoring texts, or judging people from the couch this shirt gets you. Its soft, sassy, and unapologetically anti hard pants. Ethically made with U. S. grown cotton Printed in the USA with non toxic, water based inks Sizes S3XL because not today fits everybody