The Scorpion God [Secret Lair Drop Series] Radiant Rare and adults get to laugh

and adults get to laugh at cards like “Filling my butt with spaghetti

captures the essence of the dungeon experience

creatures you control have trample

Put the exiled cards on the bottom of your library in a random order

Voracious Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it

The Scorpion God [Secret Lair Drop Series] Radiant Rare and adults get to laughSet: Secret Lair Drop Series Type: Legendary Creature God Rarity: Mythic Cost: {3}{B}{R} Whenever a creature with a 1 1 counter on it dies, draw a card. 1BR: Put a 1 1 counter on another target creature. When The Scorpion God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.